WEBSITE COPY IN A WEEK

Get ready-to-convert website words that capture who you are and what you do best in just one short week(ish).

YOU READ THAT RIGHT.

The words on your website are either costing you clients or reeling them in.

The words on your website are either costing you clients or reeling them in.

in a world of endless choices:

Right now, the online version of you doesn’t live up to the totally-awesome real deal. It's not like your website is turning clients away, but it’s not filling your inbox with inquiries, either. And every time someone asks for a link to your site, you feel like hiding under a rock.

What you need is a word makeover. But English class never prepared you for this. When you sit down to write your website, you have no clue where to start.

It can be your receptionist, your marketing strategist, your customer service team, and your highest-earning salesman, all at the same time. But only if it has a fine-tuned message that works as hard as you do. And that's what we're here for!

Our Website Copy in a Week program is designed for entrepreneurs and creative business owners who are ready to step it up in the online world, and want to do it ASAP. So if you're ready to go from square one to "It's DONE" in less time than it takes to binge-watch your next Netflix obsession, let's get this show on the road.

 

The truth is: your website has the power to be your hardest working team member. 

here's what OUR words can do.

bring on the slow clap.

Increase sales by nearly 300% within 1 month of site launch (Yup. we did that.)

Book out services for the next 6 months (and counting!!!)

Land on the 1st page of Google for multiple targeted keywords in 3 months

Bring in messages like "Okay, can we be friends? I love you already."

WEBSITE COPY IN A WEEK!

APPLY & HAPPY CRY

Your turn!

We're bringing word strategy. We're bringing personality. And we're bringing tissues. Because these are the kind of I-feel-so-seen words that *might* make you cry — happy tears, of course.

What you'll get: The Breakdown

A COMPREHENSIVE BUSINESS QUESTIONNAIRE

A 2-HOUR PROJECT LAUNCH CALL

5 PAGES OF PREMIUM WEBSITE COPY

A free contact page

4 CLIENT INTERVIEWS & REVIEWS

2 rounds of feedback

to collect details about your business and goals before we connect, so we can customize our questions & optimize our time

to fill in any questions about your business, dig deep into your brand voice, and understand your audience at the deepest level

including a homepage, services page, about page, and two pages of choice OR whatever 5 pages you need

to reach out to your people, craft testimonials from their responses, and share questions you can use to keep the rave reviews coming

To customize the final call-in message & answer important client questions ahead of time

to give you a final product you absolutely love and can use confidently for years to come

So much more happens behind the scenes. Because when we say strategy, we mean a whole lotta research.

We never write a word without a reason. Behind the scenes, we'll be digging deep into market research to understand your audience, analyzing your competitors to make your positioning unique, defining the details of your brand voice, outlining the user journey throughout your site, crafting an actionable messaging flow for each individual page, and keeping your long-term goals in mind so your site can grow with you. 

Phew, it's a lot of work! But for us, it's SO MUCH FUN!

But those are just the things you see.

The final delivery comes in a wire-framed Google Doc to make the revision process easy breezy.

We get to work on your words! Each page is intentionally researched & designed to convert.

If you seem like a good fit for us, we'll send you a contract and get your launch call on our calendar!

REFLECT & REVISE

RESEARCH & WRITE

APPLY & CONNECT

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How does it work?

Let's talk investment

SIGN ME UP ALREADY!

A background questionnaire
A 2-hour launch call
5 pages of website copywriting
4 client interviews 
A free contact page
2 free rounds of revisions
A fast 7-10 day turnaround time
+ the expertise of two pretty cool copywriter twins

YOU will GET:

PACKAGE PRICE:  $5,500 + tax

Ghosted after an ideal client looks through your website

Bald spots, from ripping out your hair in writer's block frustration

A pit in your stomach when you think about how much your website is totally holding you back!

YOU WOn't GET:

$2,750

$1,834

$1,375

four payments of

tHREE payments of

TWO PAYMENTS OF

You can choose one payment of $5,500, or pay your way, with no interest added. Prices shown are before tax.

EASY PAYMENT
PLAN OPTIONS

ALL YOUR Qs, Ad.

We can only accommodate two Website Copy in a Week packages each month, so if you're interested in working with us, reach out as soon as possible! Due to demand, we take new clients by application only. 














































































































































Abso-freaking-lutely! You can pay over up to four months, and the best part is the total price stays the same - no interest, no hidden fees. (But there are taxes, because them's the rules!)

The main difference in our copywriting packages are scope and depth. Website Copy in a Week is perfect for you if you're ready to start scaling your business. Our Signature Website Copy Package is perfect for you when you're ready to solidify a site-wide message that will stay with you for YEARS. We will recommend whichever package would be a better fit for you.

Due to the high level of interest for copy packages, we are available by application only. We are reopening our client application in January 2023. If you'd like to be among the first to hear, you can join the waitlist. Follow us on Instagram for a heads-up before it goes live. We book up to 9 months in advance, and tend to book up VERY fast!

We have limited availability for retainer clients. We begin with a 3-month trial period, during which we address your website copy to hone your voice. After the 3-month trial period, there is a 9-month contract with a minimum time investment of $2500/month. If you're interested in hiring us on retainer to write website copy, email funnels, launch copy, and more, you can apply to become a retainer client here.

ready, set,

Submit an application, and if you seem like a good fit, we'll schedule a call to connect! It's casual, it's easy, and there are no strings attached. We'll probably wear sweatpants. What are you waiting for?

let's do this thing

Made it all the way down here, huh?